Screw online self-diagnosis. Hear me out: Have you ever noticed a strange red bump on your skin, or felt a strange pain in your chest, or basically anything that then led you down a symptom-search rabbit hole, causing you to believe that your penis was going to fall off while...
Deregulation: We hear about it all the time from both sides of the political spectrum. And to hear each side’s opinion of it, fewer laws regulating companies and industries is either the best or the worst thing ever. It’ll take the shackles off the economy, and we’ll...
Got stuck? No problem. Here are the answers to this month’s puzzles: ROMPECABEZA UNO: Tone, Bone, Bond, Bind, Bird, Gird, Girl, Gill, Gull. ROMPECABEZA DOS:
Most of us spend our entire lives trying to avoid mucking up. But unless you’ve never had any dreams or goals or really any sort of ambitions at all, chances are you’ve failed at something at least once in your life. And it’s also just as likely...
A new study finds that one in six men who take a crap at work don’t always wash their hands afterward. It was a British study, so we know that they don’t take crap, they “have a poo” — but of all their crimes, it’s the lack of consistent...
Last month, a 28-year-old man became the first person to be charged for driving under the influence while operating a motorized scooter in L.A., which has almost certainly inspired fear among the hordes of drunk hipsters who regularly take to the streets on these super fun motorized death-machines....
More and more of my friends have quit drinking hard liquor of late, instead drinking only beer and wine in an attempt to curb their alcohol intake. Their logic seems to be somewhat sound: Because liquor messes you up harder/faster, they believe that drinking only beer and wine...
According to a recent report, the lube business is sliding toward becoming a $25 billion industry by the year 2025. “Industry growth is being driven by a number of factors, including more open conversations about sex, the increasing popularity of sex toys and adult goods and the...
Maybe things have been stale at work for a while now. Maybe you have a new micromanaging boss that you’re positive you can’t work with. Maybe you’re just DONE with those stupid heads and you need to tell everyone to go screw themselves. No matter the situation, knowing exactly...
S***, shower, shave: the three S’s of a successful grooming routine, but an elusive process to perfect. It takes a disciplined diet and schedule to become a same-time-every-day pooper. My own BM schedule is haphazard and borderline dangerous — too many times have I experienced the shame of the...
Most of us have a range of red flags, running from those that scream red to others that are less stop signals than they are yield signs. But perhaps the most cited common red flag is jealousy. So let’s say you’re in a relationship with the jealous...
Donte Palmer, a father of three, had been running errands with his 1-year-old around St. Augustine, Florida, when he ended up at a chain steak restaurant— and found himself in urgent need of a changing table. There wasn’t one in the men’s room, so he did what he...
