When we published our guide to treating every minor bathroom injury recently, we asked you to share your weirdest bathroom injuries—and boy, did you make us realize just how dangerous the bathroom (and everything in it) can be. Below are ten of your most embarrassing bathroom horror stories, which we felt we had to share, if only as a warning to everyone else.
When You Really, Really, Really Have to Go
When You’re More Hungover Than You Ever Thought Possible
When You’re Just Incredibly Unlucky
When Your Attempts at Not Turning into Your Parents Fail
When You Push a Little Too Hard
When Your Razor Bites You in the Butt
When You Bring Your Work Home with You (or Rather, in You)
When…Wait, What’s A “Boosack..?”
When You Think Everything’s a Playground
When You Cunningly Reference One of Our Favorite Movies
Have you hurt yourself in the bathroom? If so, share your story with us and maybe we’ll post another collection of your washroom horror stories.