Welcome to Pop Culture Haikus, where we let you know what happened this week in television, film and music in the style of short-form Japanese poetry. In a world of tl;dr, there’s no quicker way to the “get it.”
Honey, would you like
Some chocolate? You’re looking
A bit Machete.
Qualifications
For dragon slaying include
Smithing nerd boners
Want to be PacMan?
Lost in a maze with ghosts of
Your past? Drink Bud Light!