Food & Drink

How to Force Yourself to Drink More Water Even Though You Hate Water

In another exceptionally unsurprising turn of events, a new study found that one in five American children and teenagers drink literally zero water on any given day — and compared to water drinkers, those in this hydro-hating cohort consume about 200 more calories a day imbibing sugary beverages instead. This is, needless to...

Etiquette Is a BS Code Written by Wealthy Aristocrats, so Keep Your Elbows on the Table, Fellow Peasants

I am, herein, seeking justice for my five-year-old self, who underwent military-grade table etiquette boot camp under the supervision of my loving but sometimes despotic father, a man who insisted that family dinners were a prime opportunity to teach his kids about class. I was young, impressionable and...