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Etiquette Is a BS Code Written by Wealthy Aristocrats, so Keep Your Elbows on the Table, Fellow Peasants

I am, herein, seeking justice for my five-year-old self, who underwent military-grade table etiquette boot camp under the supervision of my loving but sometimes despotic father, a man who insisted that family dinners were a prime opportunity to teach his kids about class. I was young, impressionable and...