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Whoa! Some super attractive person is kissing your neck! You have literally no idea who they are, but you like it! You grab that booty, they’re into it! You both get naked! There’s… also a flying turtle singing “Hallelujah?” But never mind that! You’re about to get...
Most men’s bathrooms boasting four or more urinals feature at least one urinal that’s mounted slightly lower than the rest. This li’l guy is useful if you regularly have to take your young son to the bathroom so you can watch him reliably drop trou into a...
It was the summer of 2007, and I was checking out apartments for my upcoming senior year of college. After being shown a handful of locations by a student rental service, I arrived at a decent-sized apartment that my realtor went on to describe thusly as we...
Got stuck? No problem. Here are the answers to this month’s puzzles: ROMPECABEZA UNO: Bonsai, Maple, Myrtle, Umbrella, Chestnut Shaded Square Solution: Spruce ROMPECABEZA DOS:
The idea of drinking recycled water — that is, water that’s been taken from your toilet, mixed with other people’s toilet water and then cleaned up — naturally makes a lot of people very squeamish. Surprise fun fact for everyone currently insisting they would rather die than...
Every so often, for seemingly no apparent reason, men are met with one of the great pleasures of owning a penis: The opportunity to pee into a urinal filled with ice. It’s a unique satisfaction — bestial, even — to mark one’s territory in a dive bar...
George Mallory, the mountaineer who died attempting to summit Everest in 1924, is said to have given a three-word reply when asked why he wanted to climb the peak: “Because it’s there.” Is this the same reason that certain people — they tend to be male, young and...
Got stuck? No problem. Here are the answers to this month’s puzzles: ROMPECABEZA UNO: 1. School 2. Behold 3. Versus 4. Corset 5. Prepay 6. Beeper 7. Growth 8. Drowsy 9. Stereo 10. Fierce Mystery Keyword: Horsepower ROMPECABEZA DOS: Q = 5, R = 8, S =...
If you’ve ever spent more than 20 minutes inside a gym, you’ll have noticed the wide variety of body shapes huffing and sweating alongside you. You’ll have seen hulking bench-pressers with pectorals like car doors, for example, alongside spectrally thin treadmill-pounders or office workers rowing against the...
Got stuck? No problem. Here are the answers to this month’s puzzles: ROMPECABEZA UNO: Grant & Penny; James & Chris; Bryan & Chloe; Perry & Alice; Eddie & Linda; Jason & Vicky; Billy & Janet; Scott & Libby; Bruce & Anita; Wally & Cathy ROMPECABEZA DOS:
Every now and then, it is incumbent on a nation to take stock, look inward and reflect on an important and heartfelt question: “How drunk are we right now?” With the holiday season well underway and the merry-go-round of party-hangover-party-hangover revving up toward full tilt, we decided...
What is it about wintertime that turns our immune systems to mush? We’re not quite at the official start of winter (that’s December 21st, fact fans!), but the common cold is already spreading like the bubonic plague. But primary care physician Dr. Marc Leavey explains that the cold weather...