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Got stuck? No problem. Here are the answers to this month’s puzzles: ROMPECABEZA UNO: 1. Blueberry 2. Grapefruit 3. Watermelon 4. Pomegranate 5. Nectarine Mystery Keyword: Banana ROMPECABEZA DOS:

It’s the most scantily clad time of the year. We’ve got highs of 100 degrees all weekend in the sweltering L.A. suburb I call home. And as the heat increases, people traditionally beat it by opting to wear as little clothing as possible. In my case, that...

One would expect that bashing the crosswalk button like a whack-a-mole produces actual results, especially since the city went to the trouble of installing them. But much like how colleges promised millennials a life of financial stability and instead gave them one of constant debts and worthless degrees, most...

Sure, I understand you want to make every moment count on vacation, especially since you spent the last nine months carving “I need a break” into the side of your cubicle. So you booked every possible excursion, including a guided meditation in the janitor’s closet and an interactive...

Nothing is more perilous to being “poolside presentable” than cold water’s ability to shrivel up your penis like a startled snail retreating into its shell. Shrinkage has prevented countless men from not just partaking in cold-water skinny dips, but merely getting sack-deep in cold water alone. This summer,...

When one thinks of “good sex,” the image that probably comes to mind — if not something from your own history, or a slow, sensual movie scene — is something loud, wild and sweaty. But is working hard enough to perspire a prerequisite to good sex? Does a...

Whoops! If you ended up here by punching in the URL in our July magazine, we messed up! See, we accidentally put the wrong URL at the bottom of the page, and we’re super-duper sorry. Unless, of course, you really are here for the answers to August’s...

Got stuck? No problem. Here are the answers to this month’s puzzles: ROMPECABEZA UNO: 1. Cereal 2. Parent 3. Devour 4. Revolt 5. Volume 6. Column 7. Action 8. Fetish 9. Pronto 10. Ironic Mystery Keyword: Revolution ROMPECABEZA DOS:

From what we know, prehistoric man had a lot to contend with, including throwing down with saber-toothed cats and dealing with the occasional ice age. But what about male-pattern baldness? Did ancient furry dudes with shiny domes spend their downtime hunting down just the right wolverine pelt for a...

Got stuck? No problem. Here are the answers to this month’s puzzles: ROMPECABEZA UNO: 1. Banjo 2. Elite 3. Axiom 4. Cache 5. Hiker Mystery Keyword: Beach ROMPECABEZA DOS:

Just because barbecues are often attended in flip-flops and typically involve piling large quantities of red meat into one’s mouth with a beer chaser, they aren’t invitations to forgo basic responsibilities of being a good guest. “A barbecue certainly speaks to a more casual environment,” says Emily...

Put down the hot dogs and step away from the frozen beef patties: Weber Canada Grill Master Michael P. Clive grills just about everything, so we grilled him on the foods you normally wouldn’t even consider introducing to the barbecue. Guacamole If you’re tired of regular guacamole...

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Mel Magazine, September 2019 Rompecabeza Answers

Skin to Win: The Sexiest Body Parts for Guys to Leave Bare

Most Crosswalk Buttons Do Absolutely Nothing, and the World Is a Desolate Lie

Spending at Least One Vacation Day Doing Absolutely Nothing Is Peak Relaxation

The Lifeguards’ Guide to Shrinkage

Was It Really Good Sex If Neither of You Broke a Sweat?

MEL Magazine, August (and July, Because We Messed Up) 2019 Rompecabeza Answers

Mel Magazine, July 2019 Rompecabeza Answers

Did Otherwise Hairy Cavemen Suffer from Male-Pattern Baldness, Too?

Mel Magazine, June 2019 Rompecabeza Answers

Barbecues Can Be Awkward: Here’s How to Be on Your Best BBQ Behavior

Throwing Guacamole or Caesar Salad on the Grill Doesn’t Necessarily Make You a Maniac